HOKAY…

so last night, after i made that last post on tumblr, i wuuuz hooorrnnnyy. so i go on my favorite porn site, and i was thinking of what i wanted to watch, i wanted to watch a girl with a ghetto booootty, with hugge tittaays! and an alright face, and i didnt feel like watching asian or white this time SO I WATCHED A BLACK GUURRL!! Lacey Duvalle <3 :D. ANYWAYS so i had the tissue paper, lotion, and closed the door. So im watching porn and im going at it, and this was like… 3:15ish AM? i was drowsy, but i was hella horny. so im fucking going at it, and half way through the video, she was riding him like a BEAASST but i was going all slow and my head was bobbing up and down cause i was sleepy.. then thats all i remembered.

i woke up and the video was on repeat, the lights in my room are still on, my hand was on my dick and it wasnt hard, it was just…. sitting there. with some lotion still on both my hand and dick. i woke up like wtf what happened? it took me awhile to remember what i did, then i looked at the clock, and it was 5AM, i look behind me, and i see the door open. Then I thought to myself, i remember closing that door, so i just turn off everything and knock out.

Just now when i woke up, i went downstairs to get water, and i see my dad, so i said good morning dad, then THE WORDS THAT HE SAID BACK THAT WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER!!

“i never knew you liked black girls”

FUCCCKK MY LIFEE!!!!!!!!!!

AWKWARD TURTLE!!