December 2010
13 posts
Anonymous asked: have you ever flexed in the mirror and looked at your muscles? btw what's your favorite fuck position and why? ANSWER ONE OF MY QUESTIONS PLEASE KRIS KRIS!?
Anonymous asked: Word around town is that you are a good fuck! My girl told me you can fuck for hours and then when u shoot it you do it all over her face. DAMN HOT kris. SHe said she loved riding your cock and lickin up on ur chest
Pet Peeve
When a guy uses my toilet to piss and doesnt put up the seat, and leaves piss stains on the seat, and I have to clean it.
mudduh feckeh.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man...
itskid:
Think about it.
Ungrateful bastards
Just because im at a respectable age and have more privilege than you, doesnt mean im an open servant to help you serve your need. I’m exasperated of being needed or used for something, and being treated nice just because you need something from me, especially when its not for my own benefit. Stop acting like you never heard the word “no” before.
Shakespeare is fancy
I dont see why people are annoyed of reading shakespeare’s plays. I actually find his context hella vivid, fancy, and interesting, I just think his language is sexy. If a girl seriously talk to me in romeo and juliet status I’d hella get turned on.
